Turbo Jesus
turbo jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than jesus performing acts of greater heroism than jesus christ himself.
jesus turned water into wine,
turbo jesus turned wine into cocaine.
jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
turbo jesus did it in 1.5 days. jews saved.
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