turbo thinker
n; an individual that can both respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of hypothetical possible outcomes, data and -n-lysis. expounds exuberantly.
pr-ne to inducing sensory overload in listeners from too much information.
sometimes confused with a sh-t talker, but is more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. also may be confused with a ‘know-it-all’ but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. sometimes but not exclusively found working in health food stores or local co-ops.
“holy frigin swampdonkies, that johnson kid’s a wicked frigin turbo thinker! i run into him where he works at the hardware store asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later i walked out of there thinking down was up, the grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! i frig near stubbed my brain stem.’
origins: heather blue, licensed m-ssage therapist and turbo thinker.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, -n-lysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn’t even thinking about. expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
pr-ne to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
sometimes confused with a sh-t talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. also may be confused with a ‘know-it-all’ but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. sometimes but not exclusively found working in health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
“holy f-ckin swampdonkies, that jenkin kid’s a wicked friggin turbo thinker! i run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later i walked out of there thinking down was up, the grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! i frig near stubbed my brain stem.”
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