turbo top lad


member of the male s-x designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting s-xually promising girls on a regular basis. the turbo top lad is pr-ne to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent p-ssers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. the t-tle “turbo top lad” is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of “lad” and “top lad”.
did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? cl-ssic turbo top lad!

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