Turbojerk
when you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.
quick, fast strokes are common. sudden masturbation is afoot. usually followed by lots of -rg-sms.
i turned around and jon medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.
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