turbotony


an overly metros-xual male indigenous to the suburbs of md that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. favorite activities of this species are im’ing, mid-week concerts, vacay’ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least…cheel’n in the friendzone.
dood….that a real life turbotony. if you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.

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