Turbulence Turrets
the inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.
i was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and f-me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the p-ssengers around me. that is how turbulence turrets came to be.
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