turd abortion
the result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of sh-t out of either your -ss or someone else’s -ss with your fingers. usually done in a s-xual act.
any removal of sh-t from an -ss other than the normal grunt-and-push method.
i was fingering the h-ll out of her -ss and ended up performing a t-rd abortion.
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