Turd assault
a t-rd -ssault is when you go to take a cr-p, but all that comes out are t-rds. there is an absence of any long pieces of p–p, and only short, round t-rds are present. usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
my last toilet visit was just a t-rd -ssault. what a rip…
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