Turd Baby


when a woman is impregnated from -n-l s-x.
not only is the child a mistake, but its a dirty mistake.
bob you are totally a t-rd baby.
refers to a person who was not born v-g-n-lly, but was actually p–ped out. a general cuss word that can insult both the person and his/her mother.
“hey t-rdbaby! wipe the feces off your face and get me a c-ke (or pepsi).”
a baby born out of -n-l s-x. this is where lawyers come from.
bob1: i was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. what a bunch of jerks.
bob2: their mothers are all -n-l s-x addicts. that’s how you get a t-rd baby.

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