turd bird


sh-tting a bird out of your -ss
“that is one big t-rd bird.”
a car produced by ford motor company, often referred to as thunderbird
those moron teenagers around nyc in 1966 thought cadillacs, lincolns, and t-rd birds were cool cars.
a “sculpture” sold in stuckey’s gas stations in the 1970s. the “bird” was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.

these “sculptures” stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words “t-rd bird” preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. thus, if traveling through montana, one could purchase a montana t-rd bird, and when one reached wyoming, one could stop at a stuckey’s and purchase a wyoming t-rd bird. the poosibilities were endless.

i’ve been to all 48 contiguous states and i have a t-rd bird from every one of them to prove it.

i’m so depressed, i just found out they don’t have stuckey’s in hawaii. i so wanted a hawaiian t-rd bird.
a simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.
“get going, t-rd bird.”
an infection caused from bacteria that enters the p-n-s during -n-l s-x.
i.e. p–p
“dude! i hit that -ss so hard, now i have t-rd bird!”
a person who defecates in a toilet and leaves, without flushing, leaving a suprise for the next person to use the bathroom.
jake left a gigantic piece of sh-t in the toilet and i called him a t-rdbird because he didnt have the courtesy to flush after he was done.
it`s a disparagement to people in the u.s navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)
oh ralph? that t-rd bird is on an icebreaker in greenland for 18 months.
a person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (w.w.c) if you do not meet those standards then you are a big t-rd bird.
“whoa brennah you’re a t-rd bird for posting that picture on facebook”

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