Turd-Bling
t-rd-bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your sh-t that draws attention or makes your t-rd unique….such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.
after eating that spicy vegetable soup i noticed i had alot of corn for t-rd-bling.
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