Turd Blinkers


the single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a cr-p.
guy #1: what the h-ll, matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

guy #2: ahh dont take offence man, we had german food for lunch, he’s probably just got t-rd blinkers on

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