turd burg


when there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this b-tch is made of sh-t.
“hey, go look at that t-rd burg i just left in the sh-tter”
a sh-t thats so big it breaks the surface of the toilet water
dude, that sh-t’s so big, theres more out of the water then in.
yer dude, it’s a proper t-rdburg!!
a lesser-known jewish surname
i’d like to introduce you to bernie madoff’s -ssistant, mr. adolf t-rdburg.
when somebody takes a sh-t so large that the top of it is higher than the toilet water.
hey joe!!! check out this t-rdburg, no way a plunger’s getting that out!!!
d-mn!!! it’s been there so long, its been growing moss!!!

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