Turd Candle
a home made candle where you drop small t-rds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. p-b-s have been suggested as additions to the t-rd candle. it is -ssumed the receiver will mistake the t-rds for fruit.
t-rd candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to “set the mood” for a “special occasion”.
that douchebag is getting a “t-rd candle”
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