turd-conscious
to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early “courtesy flush” is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.
if one is properly t-rd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.
i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am t-rd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarr-ssing need for a plunger… or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.
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