turd crimp


1. (noun) a radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) a derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
1. “when my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary t-rd crimp.”

2. “that fricken t-rd crimp gave my sister a philly fake out last night.”

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