turd cruncher


noun:t-rd scr-per(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your t-rds and you can make your own t-rd hat or t-rd scr-per with it
al,” im goin to the t-rd factory to get a t-rd cruncher this weekent thier having a huge sale.”
kohri, ” is their realy a t-rd factory? and whats a t-rd cruncher.”
al, ” i can make t-rd hats and what not whith it.”

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