Turd-douche
a nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, h-m-s-xuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.
when asked a simple question, t-rd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. such as a subjects already covered.
the t-rd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned “smoke on the water” on his alto-saxophone. repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to p-ss everyone off in record time.
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