turd dry dock
after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet….do your business. thus, t-rd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to p-ss somebody off or just gross them out.
joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss’ christmas party?
mike- yeah, that b-st-rd gave me a no-motion so i did a t-rd dry dock right before i left his house party!
joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your -ss and then roll it back up for the next -sshole?
mike- of course!
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