Turd Eater


an american c-cker spaniel.
i thought i was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag t-rd eater, n-body wants to touch the animal.
a person that has a sh-t then picks it up and eats it in a bap with d-ck cheese in his ear shouting his mum to lick it out.
mum lick my ear i fink im turning into a t-rd eater

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