turd girth


a fat, plump or unusually large t-rd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.
ex. a.)

“marry tried to flush her t-rd down the toilet, but the t-rd girth was too wide.”

ex. b) “terry drank all of alan’s cola. what a t-rd girth.”

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