Turd Gurgler


1. a total jack-ss, but in an annoying way. somebody who is always whining, b-tching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. a person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can’t believe anything they say. everything that comes out of their mouth is bullsh-t, thus they are t-rd gurglers.
saul always brags about how many girls he’s nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to national geographic. he’s a total t-rd gurgler.
when a person kisses someone’s -ss so much that they acually gurgle on that person’s feces.
person one: geez sam is such a t-rdgurgler to mr. johnson. person two: you know what, his breath did smell a bit sh-tty this morning.
someone who consistaly gurglers t-rds.
for example: someone who steals your last pair of socks is a “t-rd gurgler”
someone who criticizes other’s people’s actions in a particular, nitpicky and public way (the gurgle), using some bullsh-t idea (the t-rd)or as their justification. the resulting sound is that of gurgling a t-rd.
person a “omg i hate people who drive suvs, they are causing polar bears to die because of global warming”

person b to person a “shut up you t-rd gurgler!!”
one whom partakes in the act of ingesting then regurgating t-rds after they are burgled. they are often aided by a t-rdburgler. another name for a t-rdgurgler is a jaremy in film.
luke: hey i just stole these t-rds.
jaremy: well can i gurgle them.
luke: that is f-cking nasty you t-rdgurgler.

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