turd hammer


typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his b-tt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly “hammered t-rd”.
hey mikey….. how ya doing ya little t-rd hammer?
1. a gay man who engages in -n-l s-x
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from t-rds
1. awww, geez. look at jack and shaun. those two t-rdhammers are goin’ at it again!
2. is cashman good for anything? he’s such a t-rdhammer!
synonym for f-dg- p-ck-r.
those two t-rd hammers just cut me off!
a person or object that is as useful as using a t-rd to drive nails.
i was so drunk last night, i was a real t-rd hammer for driving home.

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