when your *ss hair is so thick it catches your t*rds.
gotta shave my *ss hair because i’m growing a t*rd hammock
1. sh*tty underwear. underwear that has been spray farted into.
did you hear fish made another t*rd hammock today, he really laid it down.
adult diapers like depends according to bob and tom
hey old man you wanna buy some t*rd hammocks?
- road breakfast
an early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop. every time i’m in walcott, iowa i get a craving for a little road breakfast at the iowa 80 truck stop.
- whack function
a dead move, a weird function, its going to be “whack”, crazy, not normal, weird hey want to go to brian’s house? nah, thats a whack function.
a hemorrhoid that you can’t get rid of. also known as wanda or kool-aid. boy: do you know dirinda? girl: yeah she’s a pain in my *ss. literally
stacked, just and dripping with s*xy!! almost always happy and smiling, she brightens up the room like the sun aint got nothin on her. laughing is her favorite thing to do. she can’t help but wear her heart on her sleeve, much to her dismay so you never have to ask her how she is […]