turd hammock



when your -ss hair is so thick it catches your t-rds.
gotta shave my -ss hair because i’m growing a t-rd hammock
1. sh-tty underwear. underwear that has been spray farted into.
did you hear fish made another t-rd hammock today, he really laid it down.
adult diapers like depends according to bob and tom
hey old man you wanna buy some t-rd hammocks?

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