turd herder
a person working in the sewage field. responsible for keeping the sewage (t-rds) in the pipes, not on the ground.
tom is the best t-rd herder i know.
a man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of t-rd into one designated area. although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. a t-rd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. he can find your sh-t, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. your sh-t is his bread and b-tter
timmy the t-rd herder quit his old job at safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else’s sh-t.
someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns
the t-rd herder is coming to clean my septic tank
slang name for a gay male.
“that f-g is a t-rd herder of deep holes!
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