Turd Itch
the special kind of burn your -ss experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your -rs- after taking a dump. synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly sh-tty. similar to sh-t itch, but with a burn.
my ex keeps calling, i have a serious case of t-rd itch!
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