Turd Jerk


a s-xual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the t-rd-covered palm around the shaft of the users p-n-s, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the t-rd safe within the proximity of said p-n-s.
we were having an alright time at the party until roger got too drunk and started t-rd jerking samuel in front of everyone

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