turd kitty
a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.
the t-rd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.
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