turd launcher


the -ss of a woman. can be a s-xy curvy set o b-ttocks, or can be a huge fat -ss. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge t-rd launcher, and i bet u can’t hit the starfish when u -ss f-ck her

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