Turd Midget


an annoying little black child. however may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.

originated by calling my nephew a t-rd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.
kid: “give me some chicken mom.”

mother: “shut up you little t-rd midget.”

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