Turd Milkshake Fallacy
a logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.
person a: “i’d much rather hook up with girl-x, she’s better looking than girl-y.”
person b: “that’s like saying you’d rather drink a t-rd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. while the t-rd milkshake may arguably be better, it’s still a t-rd milkshake and it still sucks. my point is that you shouldn’t sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your t-rd milkshake fallacy isn’t helping your argument.”
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