Turd Morgue


t-rd morgue….a small under-used rectangle of gr-ss just outside burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked “oop in`t sky!” whilst ‘special people’ dressed in purple & pale blue watch ‘out of towners’ kick the ‘bouncy turnip’ into their net several times every sat-rday afternoon.
t-rd morgue…a place where ‘special people’ go.
a place where sheep graze in the summertime …to save money
a place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
a b-tt of many peoples jokes.

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