Turd of Hurdles


a group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

depending on their age, a term you use when you’re trying to be extra funny, embarr-ssing or annoying when traveling with your children…aka…herd of turtles
and we’re off like a t-rd of hurdles!

term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don’t feel like driving to.

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