turd polishing
the act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. an impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier t-rd.
she tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let’s face it, you can’t polish a t-rd.
an engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.
“in other words, you attack your firewall / software / website / whatever from the outside, identify a flaw in it, fix the flaw, and then go back to looking. one of my programmer buddies refers to this process as ‘t-rd polishing’ because, as he says, it doesn’t make your code any less smelly in the long run but management might enjoy its improved, shiny, appearance in the short term. “
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