Turd pump
(noun) – the action or systems necessary to compensate for a work environment in which authority to resolve a problem is chronically pushed up to the apex of an organization and accountability for having the problem solved is pushed down to the organization’s lowest-ranking members.
t-rd pumping, which is the verb form, is normally encouraged by punishing the subordinate worker for the non-compliance of his superiors.
etymology: because sh-t only flows downhill, anybody trying to make sh-t flow uphill must be using a pump.
example 1: in a restaurant, the servers are made responsible for customer satisfaction but are denied the authority to order the kitchen to reheat cold food. one t-rd-pump method is to ask the waitress who is sleeping with the manager to take the food back to the kitchen for reheat.
use in sentence: janet can t-rd pump that steak back through the kitchen for you because the chef knows that the boss is hiding the sausage in her pantry.
example 2 (use in sentence): subordinate worker “begging for review” of doc-ment that subordinate worker is not allowed to file or submit to clients until the doc-ments are reviewed by a superior, where the subordinate will be punished if results are not timely.
use in sentence: the reason that liu can’t the client’s -ssignment out on time is that you need a 3-phase t-rd pump to get the partners to sign anything this week.
pretty self explanatory.
-sshole. plain and simple.
why don’t you shut your blowhole, t-rd pump, before i decide to break my foot off in your -ss??
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