turd puppy
its a piece of poo thats sh-t of by a puppy in the shape of a poo puppie and u think its cute cuz u dont know its p–p and u go near it to inspect only to find out that its attacking ur face tryin to killl u with its smell and t-rdy ness
thats when u realize and say ahhh d-mn t-rd puppy
aw, look at that cute puppy; wait a second, that’s a t-rd puppy!!
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