Turd Smasher


a neat little blend of the words t-rd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like “shut your mouth/trap” and “stick a sock/c-ck in it”
“yosh!! which one of you -ss-jobs drank all the beer!?”

for the sake of f-cking-in-public! shut your f-cking t-rd smasher! i just missed what the caveman had to say on that f-cking commercial, all because of your loud drunken sh-t!!yah, thanks a lot ya f-cking decibel mongoring screwball!!!”

“jesus, dude.. loosen your belt buckle a little.”

-slurred barking in confusion and excitement-

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