turd soup
a situation where by all is lost, everything has failed and there is no solution, the undertaking has turned into a steaming bowl of t-rd soup.
you are very rich and your wife finds you in bed with her best friend. she hires a famous lawyer and provides vivid photos of the event, turning your life into a steaming, stinking bowl of t-rd soup.
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