turd sprinkle


when you take a sh-t and browse memes on your phone. somehow you end up with a b-n-r and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. if your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
mike said he was taking a sh-t, but he’s been in there too godd-mn long. i think he’s doing the ol’ t-rd sprinkle.

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