Turd Squad
have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? of course you have. we all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren’t good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn’t do it… if this has happened to you join the elite group of the t-rd squad. when you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you’re going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her -ss and yell t-rd squad and dip the f-ck out of that ratchets house. only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.
“dude that duster was bad you took home” “i know man but i dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped”
“t-rd squad”
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