turd taco
1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.
2. (n.) when a woman after taking a sh-t wipes back to front.
1. i thought your mom cooked well; this is a total t-rd taco!
2. yeah, man, after we went to her place, and i was about to go down on her when i realized that she had a t-rd taco down there!
the doodie juices that descend from one’s b-ttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. they are moist, wet and quite slimy. they are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.
oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper… oh sh-t, it’s a d-mn runny t-rd taco.
a toyota tacoma with the trd (toyota racing develpoment) package.
i can believe he wasted his money on a t-rd taco, the frontier is a cheaper and more capable truck.
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