turd texting
texting on your cell while taking a dump.
david is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at t-rd texting.
mother: “what’s going on in there? other peeps need to use the bathroom!”
david: “dude, give me some privacy! i’m t-rd texting!”
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