Turd wrangler


someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a sh-t.
hey you t-rd wrangler, make us some f-cking coffee!
a person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.
we had to call the t-rd wrangler when the toilet clogged.
a t-rd wrangler is the person that scoops the dog p–p out of your back yard for you.

t-rd wrangling is the act of scooping p–p from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.

t-rd wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.
t-rd wrangler, a person that performs the duty of scooping p–p. to wrangle is to round up, to gather or collect a group of like items. hire a t-rd wrangler to round up your yard. wranglers round up p–p and clean your yard of pet waste. t-rd is another word for p–p, excrement, or feces.
gay cowboy, one who wrangles t-rds, -sstagger, reverse flesh t-rd inserter
“leroy and max wear cowboy hats while they get their -ssbang on. what a couple of t-rdwranglers”…said joel to his biggot friend g w.
one who wrangles t-rds,before your partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their -ss to wrangle some t-rds ie: h-m-

in nautical terms a t-rd wrangler would be know as an -ss pirate
“i was up on brokeback mountain wrangling t-rds”

“dude your such a t-rd wrangler”

“sven please hog tie me and wrangle my t-rds”

“honey its t-rd wrangling thursday, get the stick of b-tter”

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