turdbulance


1: when farting… you get more then fart. some turn ie feces or diarrhea.
2: when farting you actually feel the wind from it.
lisa: jumps up to run towards the bathroom.
sam: what? where you going in such a hurry?
lisa: just experienced some “fart t-rdbulance”.

sam lol almost sh-ts himself laughing.

sam: what was that breeze i just felt?
lisa: laughing in embarr-ssment.

sam: t-rdbulence?

lisa “yep!

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