turdbulence


when one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming indian food and a milky beverage.
person a: “how’d you go in the dunny?”
person b: “it was sheer t-rdbulence.”

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    where you cr-p against a wall while running and leave a t-rd streak on the wall look at that t-rd streaking guy.


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