Turde


t-rde is a french-gourmet t-rd. it is brewed fresh from a cow that was fed a diet of steak for 2 months. the steak is seasoned with spices and salt. the steak must be baked to perfection. the cow then plants a juicy, round, smooshy, light bronze-coloured t-rd. it’s aroma attracts flies and even animals that don’t eat sh-t. it is the tastiest of morsels to all animals, and many humans. the only place to find it is in france. yum.

pr-nunciation: ter-day
yo b-tch niagga!!! i watched some french peeps make a t-rde! it made me sooo hungry, it looked great!

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