Turdelburger
a small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-“my father of justice! what kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? i shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis…”
man2;-“don’t be fooled! that’s not a burger by any earthly description. it’s a horrific expression of a cat’s -n-s, i.e., it’s none other than the t-rdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!”
man1;-“too late! i have ingested it’s goodness!”
-dies-
man2;-“defcon t-rdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn’t much time before the t-rdelburger#$-&^%(&%virus is unleashed!”
a small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-“my father of justice! what kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? i shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis…”
man2;-“don’t be fooled! that’s not a burger by any earthly description. it’s a horrific expression of a cat’s -n-s, i.e., it’s none other than the t-rdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!”
man1;-“too late! i have ingested it’s goodness!”
-dies-
man2;-“defcon t-rdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn’t much time before the t-rde#$-&^%(&%virus is unleashed!”
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