Turdify


the opposite of midas touch: magically transform the object into faeces i.e. t-rd -> t-rdify.
keep him away from this project, he tends to t-rdify stuff.
1) to sh-t, 2) to turn something into sh-t.
1) i will t-rdify your sorry -ss!
2) i do believe the weather has begun to t-rdify.
3) my love for you could t-rdify mountains.
4) when in doubt, t-rdify.

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