turdlock
the glorious “city” of turlock, california
the greatest thing about coming to t-rdlock is leaving.
being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from sh-tting your pants… and cl-ss just started.
not to be confused with “vapor lock ”
louis: hey jason! what do you say about going out, have a beer or two?
jason: i can’t tonight. i got horrible stomach cramps because i was afraid i would “shart” in gym cl-ss. i think i held it a little too long and now i have a “t-rd lock”.”
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- stick belly flap dick
the act of masturbating and coating your lower stomach in jam and waiting for flys to land. then holding your erected p-n-s letting go so it flaps and kills the fly that lands on your stomach me and john we’re playing stick belly flap d-ck, whoever killed the most flies wins!
- rukt
a misspelling of “rekt.” generally used by morons who can’t spell. person 1: rukt lmaooooooo person 2: *rekt
- slutaris
when 8 (or more) girls get in a orgy and proceed to lick and finger each others -ssholes and v-g-n-s. singular would be “sl-stard” p1″yo bruv, come here and watch this” p2″yeah what mate, erghh what the f-ck..” p1″mate its called sl-taris”
- ortarel
verb: the joining of forces in nature that occupy different niches the gazelle and the lion remain ortarel in the gr-ssy area.
- zavelson
an ogre type of person who has no p-n-s and a very large b-ttox. also known for an extreme amount of ear hair we saw the movie shrek and he was such a zavelson!