turdperfect


as good as things can get for a piece of sh-t
friend: life is f-cking awful

other friend: for you, they’re t-rd perfect
the old computer program suite from corel that only stick-in-mud ancient lawyers use. it’s a royal pita for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used
dammit, another t-rdperfect doc-ment to convert….when will these d-mn lawyers enter this century??

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